If You Don't Behave, I Will Shove This Canned Chili Down Your Throat

Well, today during first recess, SV, MS, and I put on somewhat of a skit. I was the scared child, SV was the kid who wanted to be pushed 24/7, and MS was the mommy. Well, I would scream anytime 'mommy' wasn't holding the swing, and SV wanted to be pushed all the time. When MS was pushing SV, I was screaming, and when she was holding my swing, SV was saying, "mommy, push me, mommy, push me!" Eventually, MS decided I should face my fears. She started pushing the swing, and I, being absolutely terrified of this, began screaming bloody murder, while SV was saying, "mommy, push me, she's going higher than me! Push me, push!!!!" After five minutes of screaming, I had an idea. So I calmed down. "See, you're alright, this isn't so bad." Said MS soothingly. Then, I fell off the swing and landed flat on my back. This didn't hurt, so I started laughing hysterically. MS and SV ran over to me. "It's okay," I said, after I stopped laughing. "I did it on purpose!" I thought I would land on my feet, but it was slicker than I had imagined. But it had made it more authentic.

Today at lunch, we had chili. I ate my crackers and my doughnut and got up to leave. JJ growled. I knew what this meant. I had to eat my chili. So JJ scooped up a spoonful and put it in my mouth. I knew not to struggle, because I had been though this before, and had gotten yogurt all over my favorite outfit. But this chili was HOT. My face turned purple and I started wailing with my mouth closed. This chili tasted like dirt. Soon, JJ and SV had managed to feed me half the bowl. As a reward, I got another doughnut. After I had finished my doughnut, JJ said, "take another bite." "But I'm full," I said. I did NOT think I could take another bite of that crud without barfing. JJ reached for the spoon. "If you touch that spoon, I'll scream," I said. JJ grabbed the bowl. I jumped up and darted away. "HERE." JJ said. I hesitantly approached her. "HERE." She said again. I inched closer. "Good grief, my dog listens better than you!" She said. "Now, eat it of wear it." I was out the door.

Later that lunch recess, we met up again, because JJ didn't seem much of a threat without chili. We were sitting on the swings when I spied JSN♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "I see a person," I started chanting to myself. JJ grabbed me by the ear, and started marching over to him. Then the bell rang. "I'm going to tell him you like him unless you behave." She said.
So now I will behave. ...And bring a home lunch to school.