Can't I Just Dance With the Broom Instead of Sweeping With It?

Well today we cleaned the house. Or at least, I cleaned some of it. No one else did any work. I decided to sweep the floor. This time I was trying, instead of just dancing like I usually do. I was sweeping near where my dad was playing his computer game when he turns to me and says, "Goodness child, didn't anyone teach you how to sweep?!?" I thought for a moment and said, "No." So he grabbed the broom and started to sweep. "Wow," I said. "Can you show me that doing the whole room?" He said he couldn't, so I had to sweep the rest of the kitchen. I still don't get it.

THIS JUST IN: Uh... it was funny, but I can't remember, dag nab it!

Well, today JH said something funny and dumb, but I can't remember it. Anyhow, I went to the dentist today. I had to get sealants. I was very grumpy. The lady was nice, though, and she didn't gag me very much. This sealant tastes icky. You may notice that I'm typing and it sounds a little lazier than I usually talk. That's cause there was some goofy gas floating in the room of something, cause I started to get loopy. When they put the fluoride in my mouth, I was playing ducky cause the handles looked like a beak. In the lobby they were playing the song, "I Want it That Way", which has the same tune as the song, "Ebay" by Weird Al. "Ebay" is one of my favorite songs, so I wanted to sing along, but the dentist had his hands in my mouth, that jerk! I think I may pass out in a moment...

I Did it Again

I got a new template again. I know, I just got a new one on Saturday, and it was really awesome, but I was bored, and I want the world to know that I love kittens. Now, if only there was some way for me to get the world to read my blog...

If You Don't Behave, I Will Shove This Canned Chili Down Your Throat

Well, today during first recess, SV, MS, and I put on somewhat of a skit. I was the scared child, SV was the kid who wanted to be pushed 24/7, and MS was the mommy. Well, I would scream anytime 'mommy' wasn't holding the swing, and SV wanted to be pushed all the time. When MS was pushing SV, I was screaming, and when she was holding my swing, SV was saying, "mommy, push me, mommy, push me!" Eventually, MS decided I should face my fears. She started pushing the swing, and I, being absolutely terrified of this, began screaming bloody murder, while SV was saying, "mommy, push me, she's going higher than me! Push me, push!!!!" After five minutes of screaming, I had an idea. So I calmed down. "See, you're alright, this isn't so bad." Said MS soothingly. Then, I fell off the swing and landed flat on my back. This didn't hurt, so I started laughing hysterically. MS and SV ran over to me. "It's okay," I said, after I stopped laughing. "I did it on purpose!" I thought I would land on my feet, but it was slicker than I had imagined. But it had made it more authentic.

Today at lunch, we had chili. I ate my crackers and my doughnut and got up to leave. JJ growled. I knew what this meant. I had to eat my chili. So JJ scooped up a spoonful and put it in my mouth. I knew not to struggle, because I had been though this before, and had gotten yogurt all over my favorite outfit. But this chili was HOT. My face turned purple and I started wailing with my mouth closed. This chili tasted like dirt. Soon, JJ and SV had managed to feed me half the bowl. As a reward, I got another doughnut. After I had finished my doughnut, JJ said, "take another bite." "But I'm full," I said. I did NOT think I could take another bite of that crud without barfing. JJ reached for the spoon. "If you touch that spoon, I'll scream," I said. JJ grabbed the bowl. I jumped up and darted away. "HERE." JJ said. I hesitantly approached her. "HERE." She said again. I inched closer. "Good grief, my dog listens better than you!" She said. "Now, eat it of wear it." I was out the door.

Later that lunch recess, we met up again, because JJ didn't seem much of a threat without chili. We were sitting on the swings when I spied JSN♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "I see a person," I started chanting to myself. JJ grabbed me by the ear, and started marching over to him. Then the bell rang. "I'm going to tell him you like him unless you behave." She said.
So now I will behave. ...And bring a home lunch to school.

Grumbling, Grumbling

I cannot figure out how to put on a custom template!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( Anyways, Thursday was sports hero day, and a whole bunch of sixth graders (including me) went to BYU campus and learned about sports and played sports and it was SO LAME. BUT on the bus ride to and from campus, JSN♥♥♥♥♥ was sitting right near my friends and me!!!!!!!!! JJ and SV had to restrain me.

p.s. will someone please tell me how to put on a custom template??????

A Very Buisy Afternoon

WELL. After I got home from school today, which is Friday, in case I don't post this until tomorrow, which will be today for most of you people who are reading this. Anyways, today after I got home from school I went straight to the chiropractor (I have scoliosis), got adjusted, ate two peppermint patties (I didn't have breakfast or lunch and was super hungry. I was still hungry after those peppermint patties.), went home, ate twenty Wheat Thins, ate some pull apart bread, (Not hungry anymore, in fact, I ate too much and had a stomach ache which I still have at the moment) and went to activity days. We talked about stuff, and made golf-related stuff (boring), and (WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????!!!!!!!!!) I ate something else, and went home, got ready for the concert I had, and left to the place I would be playing at. Apparently I was FORTY-FIVE minutes early. I checked the auditorium and music room, then just wandered the halls. It's pretty creepy wandering the halls of a foreign school at five in the evening, and the only person you know is there is the shady custodian-guy. (My word, those things I ate were not sitting well.) Well, I found a lady, and asked her if she knew about the concert. Maybe I was way to early or way to late, or a day off. We couldn't find any info, so we just sat and talked. While we were looking for any info on the concert, we ran into the custodian-guy. He's not so bad. Well, finally people arrived and we sterted the concert. I made SO many mistakes. My sister says I looked ill throughout the whole concert, and I had certainly felt that way. My mom says I did wonderfully and she will take me out for shakes tomorrow night.

Chicken Gazers

Today, we had my favorite dinner: marinated chicken. When my uncle brought it out, I was overwhelmed by the heavenly smell. We couldn't eat yet because we had to wait for everyone to come to the table, so I had to just sit there, that tantalizing chicken right there, and I couldn't eat it. So I just gazed at it, drooling. I've gazed at boys that way, but more nonchalantly.

AND HE WAS RIGHT THERE

Well, there is a dude whom I've had a crush on since second grade, and the other day in math, he was sitting right next to me. Allow me to explain: for math, we merge classes and rotate in different groups.

SO. I was sitting next to my friend, SV, and I yawn, turn, see him, stop mid-yawn, and my face turns bright red. I turn towards SV, my mouth slightly agape, and seeing my face, SV bursts out laughing. Now, SV's laughter is EXTREMELY contagious, so I start laughing, and we sit there laughing for five minutes while my other friend, TK, on the other side of the room, is very confused at why we are laughing. Oh, the rapture! <3