A New Blog

I have a new blog and I will no longer be posting on this blog. dippitychicken.blogspot.com

The Cutest and Most Pointless Game Ever

I love this game!

Here's the link:
http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/duck_life

I Finally Did Something Somewhat Ledgendary

Okay, so today was my first time going to a YW activity, and we were playing dodge-ball. I'm great at dodging, but when it comes to throwing, I stink. Anyways, one of the games we played, I got out, but came back in when one of my teammates caught a ball from the other team. He had been the last one in, so he and I were the only people on our team, facing probably the best dodge-ball player in the ward. A minute or so after I came back in, my teammate got out, and it was just me against three or so players. I just dodged for a while, knowing that if I threw a ball, someone was likely to catch it. So there I was dodging, and a player on the other team threw an easy ball, so I took the opportunity and caught it, bringing in a player who could actually get someone out, while also getting the other player out. And we one the game!

Posting From A Faraway Land

Well, here I am, in some motel in Idaho. It feels so good to be on a computer again! Especially one that's faster than our slower-than-a-dead-snail computer back home.



BTW: I made a puppet named Mr. Jo. I'll post some pics sometime.

A Shout out to My Aunt

DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH NOT COMMENTING ON MY POSTS JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE HIDING ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!! I FEEL SO EMPTY WHEN NO ONE COMMENTS!!! I KNOW YOU READ THIS, AND WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM SCOTLAND, I WILL FIND YOU!!! BTW: ♥ u!

OH, AND TO YOU OTHER PEOPLE, IF YOU BREATH, LEAVE A COMMENT!!!

I Can't Believe I Just Ate That

I just ate a large piece of pie, which was really stupid, because I am feeling pretty nauseous. If you know me personally, you'll probably be all like, "whatever, you're nauseous all the time," which is true, but this time there's a reason (I imagine my sister would not find it a reason): today at school we had to learn about germs and illnesses, and whenever anyone mentions being sick, I can hardly stand it! XP And we have to do a report on germs and stuff, which is so awful!

Supposed Traitors and... Candy

Well, I'm now on a secret mission. My new/old friend, MS, has been supposedly betrayed. We really don't know. Some jerk in our class found out who she likes, and he said that MS's ex-best friend told him, but he has a reputation in my book. That is for lying. And kicking me. ...And freaking me out in fourth grade. (Ya, that sounded pretty lame) Anyhow, we are not sure, and since the suspect is my neighbor, I have to pry the answer from her.

Anyhow, I am going to talk about our class's Valentine's Day party. First, I put everyone's Valentines in their little envelopes, then I delivered Valentines to my friends who are in the other class. My crush is also in the other class, and I planned to drop it off then. But there were people in the room so I couldn't put it on his desk, lest they see me doing it and find out who I like. (YES, I SAID LEST!!!) So I wandered around frustratedly for everyone to leave, though this was futile. So I just gave it to SV and told her to put it on his desk, and I still don't know if she did.
After lunch, my friend JJ ran up to me. "OMIGOSH!!!" She screamed. "THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR DESK!!! COME SEE!!!" So I went over to my desk, and there, in the middle of my desk was a Laffy Taffy with JSN's name on it. Then I started freaking. I was determined to prove I was not this gullible, so I ran around asking people if it was authentic. I asked JJ if she was pulling another prank. She said she swore she wasn't, and that left only two people I hadn't asked, because they had disappeared when I had found the candy. I ran out to the swings to ask them. SV told me it really was from JSN, but TK said it was for her, and she didn't want it, so she put it on my desk. (I wonder who had that idea... >:( You know who you are, JERK!!!)
Later, MS and I were sitting under a tree eating some candy when I looked over at the B-ball court and I saw some teenager. "Hey why is there some teenager on the basketball court?" MS looked over. "On the scooter?" "Ya," I said. "He's rather hot." "That's CG." She said. I hate that dude, and he is not hot. "THAT'S NOT CG, IS IT?!?!?!?" Thankfully, it wasn't, and I could resume thinking he was hot.

Consolation Lollies Make it Better

NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT COVET SHINY OBJECTS.

Yesterday was the spelling bee. I came in sixth place because I couldn't spell technique. (BUT I CAN NOW!!!!!) Anyhow, I was really sad I didn't get a trophy, because they're REALLY shiny. :(
But I started feeling better after I got a giant lollipop. But those happy feelings ended during PE, when everyone was acting like I was a wimp. (Which I am, I admit, but I'm not that big of a wimp.) Anyhow, no one would pass me the ball and my friends were being mean like they often are. And get this: my friend JJ and I were at my friend SV's house and we were being stretched by SV's three year old cousin, and SV told him to go easy on me!!! Sometimes I wonder why they're even my friends! >:(

It's Not A Puppy

My uncle and his family are here. One of my cousins is barely one and is having a blast right now. He was playing with my grandma's puppy, Cricket, and he had a big smile. It's a habit of mine to ask little people stupid questions to stimulate them, so I said, "Is that a puppy?" And my cousin, who is too young to talk yet, gets this somber look, and he shakes his head and walks away.

Sick Again

I was sick again today. I could not stop coughing! Well, I have nothing much else to say, except that I'm going to change my template again.

Is it so bad?

Today during recess, CW would not give up his swing, so my friends and I had to sing Taylor Swift songs until he got scared and ran away. By the way, I'm sure that those of you who read my blog a lot found out that I changed th template again. I can't help it!

Can't I Just Dance With the Broom Instead of Sweeping With It?

Well today we cleaned the house. Or at least, I cleaned some of it. No one else did any work. I decided to sweep the floor. This time I was trying, instead of just dancing like I usually do. I was sweeping near where my dad was playing his computer game when he turns to me and says, "Goodness child, didn't anyone teach you how to sweep?!?" I thought for a moment and said, "No." So he grabbed the broom and started to sweep. "Wow," I said. "Can you show me that doing the whole room?" He said he couldn't, so I had to sweep the rest of the kitchen. I still don't get it.

THIS JUST IN: Uh... it was funny, but I can't remember, dag nab it!

Well, today JH said something funny and dumb, but I can't remember it. Anyhow, I went to the dentist today. I had to get sealants. I was very grumpy. The lady was nice, though, and she didn't gag me very much. This sealant tastes icky. You may notice that I'm typing and it sounds a little lazier than I usually talk. That's cause there was some goofy gas floating in the room of something, cause I started to get loopy. When they put the fluoride in my mouth, I was playing ducky cause the handles looked like a beak. In the lobby they were playing the song, "I Want it That Way", which has the same tune as the song, "Ebay" by Weird Al. "Ebay" is one of my favorite songs, so I wanted to sing along, but the dentist had his hands in my mouth, that jerk! I think I may pass out in a moment...

I Did it Again

I got a new template again. I know, I just got a new one on Saturday, and it was really awesome, but I was bored, and I want the world to know that I love kittens. Now, if only there was some way for me to get the world to read my blog...

If You Don't Behave, I Will Shove This Canned Chili Down Your Throat

Well, today during first recess, SV, MS, and I put on somewhat of a skit. I was the scared child, SV was the kid who wanted to be pushed 24/7, and MS was the mommy. Well, I would scream anytime 'mommy' wasn't holding the swing, and SV wanted to be pushed all the time. When MS was pushing SV, I was screaming, and when she was holding my swing, SV was saying, "mommy, push me, mommy, push me!" Eventually, MS decided I should face my fears. She started pushing the swing, and I, being absolutely terrified of this, began screaming bloody murder, while SV was saying, "mommy, push me, she's going higher than me! Push me, push!!!!" After five minutes of screaming, I had an idea. So I calmed down. "See, you're alright, this isn't so bad." Said MS soothingly. Then, I fell off the swing and landed flat on my back. This didn't hurt, so I started laughing hysterically. MS and SV ran over to me. "It's okay," I said, after I stopped laughing. "I did it on purpose!" I thought I would land on my feet, but it was slicker than I had imagined. But it had made it more authentic.

Today at lunch, we had chili. I ate my crackers and my doughnut and got up to leave. JJ growled. I knew what this meant. I had to eat my chili. So JJ scooped up a spoonful and put it in my mouth. I knew not to struggle, because I had been though this before, and had gotten yogurt all over my favorite outfit. But this chili was HOT. My face turned purple and I started wailing with my mouth closed. This chili tasted like dirt. Soon, JJ and SV had managed to feed me half the bowl. As a reward, I got another doughnut. After I had finished my doughnut, JJ said, "take another bite." "But I'm full," I said. I did NOT think I could take another bite of that crud without barfing. JJ reached for the spoon. "If you touch that spoon, I'll scream," I said. JJ grabbed the bowl. I jumped up and darted away. "HERE." JJ said. I hesitantly approached her. "HERE." She said again. I inched closer. "Good grief, my dog listens better than you!" She said. "Now, eat it of wear it." I was out the door.

Later that lunch recess, we met up again, because JJ didn't seem much of a threat without chili. We were sitting on the swings when I spied JSN♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "I see a person," I started chanting to myself. JJ grabbed me by the ear, and started marching over to him. Then the bell rang. "I'm going to tell him you like him unless you behave." She said.
So now I will behave. ...And bring a home lunch to school.

Grumbling, Grumbling

I cannot figure out how to put on a custom template!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( Anyways, Thursday was sports hero day, and a whole bunch of sixth graders (including me) went to BYU campus and learned about sports and played sports and it was SO LAME. BUT on the bus ride to and from campus, JSN♥♥♥♥♥ was sitting right near my friends and me!!!!!!!!! JJ and SV had to restrain me.

p.s. will someone please tell me how to put on a custom template??????

A Very Buisy Afternoon

WELL. After I got home from school today, which is Friday, in case I don't post this until tomorrow, which will be today for most of you people who are reading this. Anyways, today after I got home from school I went straight to the chiropractor (I have scoliosis), got adjusted, ate two peppermint patties (I didn't have breakfast or lunch and was super hungry. I was still hungry after those peppermint patties.), went home, ate twenty Wheat Thins, ate some pull apart bread, (Not hungry anymore, in fact, I ate too much and had a stomach ache which I still have at the moment) and went to activity days. We talked about stuff, and made golf-related stuff (boring), and (WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????!!!!!!!!!) I ate something else, and went home, got ready for the concert I had, and left to the place I would be playing at. Apparently I was FORTY-FIVE minutes early. I checked the auditorium and music room, then just wandered the halls. It's pretty creepy wandering the halls of a foreign school at five in the evening, and the only person you know is there is the shady custodian-guy. (My word, those things I ate were not sitting well.) Well, I found a lady, and asked her if she knew about the concert. Maybe I was way to early or way to late, or a day off. We couldn't find any info, so we just sat and talked. While we were looking for any info on the concert, we ran into the custodian-guy. He's not so bad. Well, finally people arrived and we sterted the concert. I made SO many mistakes. My sister says I looked ill throughout the whole concert, and I had certainly felt that way. My mom says I did wonderfully and she will take me out for shakes tomorrow night.

Chicken Gazers

Today, we had my favorite dinner: marinated chicken. When my uncle brought it out, I was overwhelmed by the heavenly smell. We couldn't eat yet because we had to wait for everyone to come to the table, so I had to just sit there, that tantalizing chicken right there, and I couldn't eat it. So I just gazed at it, drooling. I've gazed at boys that way, but more nonchalantly.

AND HE WAS RIGHT THERE

Well, there is a dude whom I've had a crush on since second grade, and the other day in math, he was sitting right next to me. Allow me to explain: for math, we merge classes and rotate in different groups.

SO. I was sitting next to my friend, SV, and I yawn, turn, see him, stop mid-yawn, and my face turns bright red. I turn towards SV, my mouth slightly agape, and seeing my face, SV bursts out laughing. Now, SV's laughter is EXTREMELY contagious, so I start laughing, and we sit there laughing for five minutes while my other friend, TK, on the other side of the room, is very confused at why we are laughing. Oh, the rapture! <3