'Twas the Day Before Christmas, and all Through My Diaphragm, Many Tremors were Erupting, and I was Hiccup-ting

No one likes hiccups. I have them. I'm kind of like a typewriter: type type type-- HIC! type type type-- HIC! Not a good Christmas present. On the subject of presents, I got to pick my own this year. Here's what I got: purple nail polish, Pictionary Man, a whimzy pet, and some earings. I can't wait! Gosh, these hiccups are making me nausious. :P

'Tis the Season to Eat Cookies... Perhaps 'Til You Explode

Last night at our family Christmas party, we had such fun. Everyone came over and we talked until the pizza was ready. After dinner we had some dessert; everyone had brought a different type of cookie. My uncke brought my pesonal favorite, storebought sugar cookies with tons of frosting and sprinkes. I ate about 3 last night. But enough about dinner, I have more exciting things to talk about.

Well, it was after dinner and we were singing carols, when someone outside started shaking the door. When my dad opened the door, Santa came stumbling in! He sat himself down and looked around. "I heard you singing!" he said. "Oh, my hands are SO cold!" This was when he saw my younger cousin. "Susan!" Santa said, embracing Cameron. Santa held him out to inspect him, and said, "Wait, your not Susan," He set Cameron down. Someone asked him why he was here, and he said, "Well. I was flying over Mount Timterwagee... no, Tanterwaggle. No, no, no." "Mount Timpanogas." My sister said. "Ah yes," Santa muttered. "I was flying over Mount Timpanogas, when my sleigh started tipping. Then, my reindeer dumped me right in a lake! Then I made my way here and heard you singing, and here I am." " Can we see your reindeer?" Cameron asked. "Oh, no," Santa Claus said. "Once, a long time ago, a little boy took some snow, packed it in a ball, and threw it right at Dasher. And now my reindeer are afraid of children." He turned to my uncle, Paul, and said, "You look very familiar." We all laughed. Santa turned and saw my dad reading his book. "THIS BOOK IS MORE EXCIITING THAN ME?!?!?!" With that, Santa grabbed my dad's book and attempted to throw it down the stairs. He missed. "You come with me," Santa said, grabbing my dad's shirt. "Now sit right here." Santa said, ushering to the spot next to his. My dad sat down looking sheepish. "Barbie Goes Bananas," Santa explained to the family. "Now," Santa said, "I will tell a story. I need a helper," Santa looked around. "You," He said, pointing to my uncle, Aaron. "You have been on the naughty list for quite a long time!" Santa said. He was right. My uncle isn't the best behaved person. "Now stand on this chair," Santa said, pionting to a nearby chair. Aaron got up on the chair and looked at the stockings as Santa told him. Then Santa began the famous poem, The Night Before Christmas. When he got to the part about the moon, he shined my dad's balding forehead and adjusted it as though trying to reflect light from it. "The moon," he announced. When he got to the part about Santa's cheeks, he smacked Aaron's rear. That got a good laugh out of everyone. Then came the presents. Santa gave each of my cousins and siblings a present. He gave me a paint by number that is so me that I could hardly believe it. It was the best Christmas party ever.

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Have You Ever Read the Blog of a Super-Fan Turkey? Today's the Day.

Tomorrow is the day of something called the "Turkey Bowl". All the dude-people will gather together and play football. Personally, I hate football and most sports, but if I have nothing else to do that morning, I'll go down to the ballpark and act totally insane. I'm so bored right now...

59 Numbers Away From Public Television

Today was our school's annual turkey gobbling contest, and I nearly got to be our class's representative.

Summer and I were tied and we just couldn't decide, so our teacher chose a number from 0 to 100. I chose 64, Summer chose 33. The number was 5. FIVE!!!!!!! At first I thought it was no big deal, even though I've NEVER been in the gobbling contest. And then-- THEN, when we got to the assembly, our principal told us this year's gobbling contest would be on TV. Being on TV is my only huge dream that could come true. And I chose 64!!! *sobs*

Also, earlier today I was skimming through the bookshelf looking for something to read. I would pause and look at books that seemed interesting. After awhile, I had reached the edge of the bookshelf, and a book caught my eye. It was small, and tattered; worn, and all but concealed by the large book in front of it. The title was--

SCROLL!!!!!
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Amphibians of North America.

This is true!!! It happened!

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The Stupid Things People Say

Today at class, HJ and WH were having one of their debates. I was working on my trigram, when HJ turns to me and says, "Huh, Jenna? Huh? Isn't that right?" "What?" I asked. "The scientists are trying to find a way to stop the meteor from hitting Earth, huh?" "Wow." I said. "Have you been reading tabloids?" HJ said, "No." Then WH rolled his eyes and I turned back to my work and laughed. HJ is probably one of the dumbest kids I've ever met.

I Just Felt Like Blogging

I,m bored. Why must I always go mind blank when in a blogging mood. Here, we'll do this: I'll type random things that pop into my head, and if you're some visionary person, leave a comment telling me what it means. Or, to be more private, send me an email.

Chocolate
Speed test
Funkernmorblith (Well!!!)
Smith
Capitalization
Bugs Bunny
Laptops
Proclamation
Typing Pal
Art Class
Spelling
Bob
Santa
Wigs

I have to do something else now. BYE!!!

I am so Flippin' Bored

Bloggers, have you ever felt like you should just go to sleep and STAY asleep? No, I'm not suicidal, if that's what you're thinking. I just had a really cool dream and thought, What's the point of staying here? There's nothing to do, so I wish I could live in my subconscious... Oh! I just remembered I should tell y'all I almost had a mental breakdown. I am not in the mood to type anymore, so I'll leave you hanging. Mwa ha ha ha...

I Hate the World

You readers are deprived. (to JJ & SV: Deprived is not a mean word; it means you don't have stuff.) None of the the movies will load. Sorry.

The Fun Never Stops!!!

Yesterday my friend JJ came over and we did fun stuff! 1. We played with my grandma's incredibly small dog. 2. We dressed up and had a fashion picture shooting. 3.WE SHREDDED PAPER IN A FAN!!!!!!! :-) It was so fun that we couldn't stop laughing.

Puppies and Ducks

As some may know, the book fair is at my school! Trying to encourage kids to read more, while only succeeding in encouraging us to waste our money on fun little nic-nacs, much to the teacher's dislike. I don't know why they keep the book fair, but I'm glad they do! Anyways, at the book fair this year, they have the most adorable little pens EVER! They look like little birds and are glittery and have little tufts of neon feathers on the top. I have two; a green and a pink. My friends and I call them ducks. I hope to collect them all! On the other hand, My grandma got a puppy! She is SO cute! Her name is Cricket and she is a Cavelier King Charles Spaniel. I love her so much!!!!

Over the Hill and Through the Woods

I love going to my grandma's house in Idaho. Even though there is no quality plumbing, the floorboards creak, and there is rarely food that hasn't been growing mold for the past week. But look! Internet! In fact, the internet here is faster than our internet at home! Good greif!

The Heartbroken Girl who Fooled all the Halfwit Teachers, Ruined my Best Friend's Life, and Became my Nemesis (Long title, I know.)

It would be rude to use real names, so I shall number the characters accordingly: My friend,1 the dude,2 the mean girl,3 her friend, 4 my friend who is not as significant, 5. Now that we have that info, let's begin the story.
Well, 3 and 2 were going out, and when 2 became friends with 1, 3 took it wrong and she and 4 spied on us, which bugged us, but we ignored them. Then it got serious. 3 decided to start a rumor. It was so not cool. She started telling people that 1 and 2 were kissing in the slide. I know what you're thinking, I mean, slide? Well believe it. We're only sixth graders. This got 1 and 2 in lots of trouble with the teachers, and even the principal. Those nimrods actually believe that rumor! When 1 and 2 were sent to the principal's office, 1 told the principal to question 3, who conveniently was absent that day. But today she came to school and justice shall be served!!!

Prison Time Starts Tomorrow

Believe it or not, I am crazy exited for school!
My friend and I made some little water balloon babies!
This was our dog, but we had to give her away. She is attacking my little bro's stuffed puppy.

Prison Time

Believe it or not, I am rather exited for the start of school. It gives me something to do during the day, and something to complain about. It's not that bad, but I still enjoy referring to school as prison.

Obsidian Dragon

O.D. bugs me SO much!!! She is WAY better at computer games than I am! And I have good reason to be a bad loser, because I lose all the time, and I am sick of it!!! Besides, Obsidian Dragon? What a lame name to pick. I should probably log of before I get off on a tangent and scare you away. Bye!

Pixel Pop

For all you drummers out there, here's a great game to help you keep beat. (Plus, it's just fun.) http://www.nitrome.com/games/pixelpop/

Random Man Strikes!

Check out my published art: Random Man and his many disguises. There's a link here!

Sorry, Folks!

I'm afraid that my crazy squirrel animation will not load, but it was just a picture of a squirrel with boggling eyes. Stay tuned for that claymation movie!

Beware the Crazy Squirrel!

He will steal your acorns!!!

Claymation

Hey peoples, today my friend and I recorded our voices and will play it animated with claymation and stuff. I will post it, so stay tuned!!!

Swine Flu Hype

As many of you know, swine flu has been going around. People are all like, "Oh no!" "Honey, put a quarantine sign on the door!" "Stop breathing on me, you sick-o!" This is because of the newness of this virus. It has certainly gotten the media on its toes. BUT, studies show that swine flu kills less people than the regular influenza does. So I suggest you go apologize to your neighbors for avoiding them like the plague.

Perish, Wasps!

Well, it's been warming up, which means bugs are coming out, which means I'm too afraid to go outside for fear of wasps. Wasps' (along with mosquitoes') existance is to freak me out, and wasps get rid of garden pests. SO I SAY TO HECK WITH GARDEN PESTS!!!!!!!!! LET THEM RULE THE WORLD SO LONG AS THEY DON'T STING/BITE ME!!!!!!! Besides, birds can do it, too, and are much more gentle.

I Wish I Could Smash THIS Computer's Hard Drive

I had an awesome video of my sister and I smashing some old hard drives, but it wouldn't upload.