Swine Flu Hype

As many of you know, swine flu has been going around. People are all like, "Oh no!" "Honey, put a quarantine sign on the door!" "Stop breathing on me, you sick-o!" This is because of the newness of this virus. It has certainly gotten the media on its toes. BUT, studies show that swine flu kills less people than the regular influenza does. So I suggest you go apologize to your neighbors for avoiding them like the plague.